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Screaming Yellow Banners

Each has black lettering stenciled on bright yellow plastic tape, with the message repeated over and over. They are 3" wide by 200 ft or 1000 ft long. All are the real thing, made for sale to police and other serious users. Some have an obvious industrial application, some will work in the school playground, some seem appropriate to cordon off the kids’ rooms.

37893 BARRICADE TAPE DISPENSER
$1.95 EACH
22973 CRIME SCENE TAPE
$5.95 EACH
37649 CRIME SCENE, 1000 FT.
$12.50 EACH
37648 FIRE LINE, 1000 FT.
$12.50 EACH
37652 HAZARD AREA, 1000 FT.
$12.50 EACH
22970 POLICE LINE TAPE
$5.95 EACH
33042 YELLOW DANGER, 300 FT
$5.95 EACH

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Brass Buttons

You can tell military budgets have been cut when Russia starts selling us her uniform buttons. Our bushels of buttons are 1/2" to 1", mostly metal (brass, copper, silver), mostly Russian (with some Canadian, French, and others), all interesting and collectable. The shiny brass buttons with the stars are nice, if you don't mind a hammer and sickle. We'll pick out (10) for you, but can't promise which ones.

32590 MILITARY BUTTONS
$0.95 PKG(10)

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Socko X-Ray Sets

…of one human or an assortment of beasties, but we took both home and so will you. These x-rays from Roylco® are very useful for biology teachers, but have endless applications. Make a very easy oversized jigsaw puzzle with the human pix or, with some super glue, a great shower curtain. But the real possibilities are for artists and designers-fold 'em into lampshades, blow them up and shrink them on a copier, or scan them and have fun in Photoshop™. The human skeletal system, a complete skeleton when assembled, is in (18) sheets. The non-human set of (13) includes a marmoset, frontosa cichlid, green tree python, veiled chameleon, dwarf crocodile eggs, baby kangaroo, red-tailed hawk (oddly flamingo-like), sunfish, baby iguana, rattlesnake, box turtle, leaf frog, and a European rabbit which we think is particularly interesting. Actual x-rays are reprinted on transparencies which work with overhead projectors, and range from 3-3/8" x 6-7/8" to 8-3/8" x 10-5/8". They come with info sheets in English and French.

92653 ANIMAL X-RAYS
$18.95 EACH
92654 HUMAN X-RAYS
$26.95 EACH

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Put A Lid On It

Whatever it is - your head in the shower, the end of your chunky telescope, or the salad at the picnic. You choose a nylon shower cap in either our nicely sinister red devil duckie pattern to match your tub toys or (and we think this is perfect for the kitchen help in a steakhouse) the one we're calling the Meathead, that features a mélange of T-bone steaks and USDA inspection stamps.

37044 DEVIL DUCK CAP
$1.25 EACH
37043 MEATHEAD CAP
$1.25 EACH

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Suction Cup Of The Gods

It's the world's largest rubber suction cup, made for the military for (honest) plugging holes in ships until the guys with the welding torches can take over. In 3/8" thick yellow rubber, it's 24" dia x 5" tall at the center, with a molded bracket at the top. They've got some schmutz on 'em, so a soapy brush is in order, but clean them up and you've got very wind-proof garbage can lids; perfect boat bumpers; gym-floor tie-downs; plugs for 23" drains; the biggest dent-pullers in the universe; a puncture repair kit for your yacht; or the makings of a serious practical joke.

37075 BIG YELLOW SUCKER
$47.50 EACH

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Putin These On Sale

Seventy-plus years of Soviet history neatly packed into a set of (5) wooden nesting dolls, just like the chubby-mummy matryoshka, but with hammer and sickle emblems on their backs. The outer doll is a 6-1/2" tall Gorbachev, with Brezhnev, Khruschev (we think), Joe Stalin, and a tiny, 1-3/4" Vladimir Lenin all nesting inside. Recent Russian events are putin them in the surplus universe.

37958 RUSSIAN NESTING DOLLS
$5.75 EACH

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Self-Misting Volcano Punchbowl

Party-planner alert: say goodbye to that constant tending to the volcano in the middle of your punchbowl. The 13-1/2" x 3-1/2" deep ceramic bowl with floral decorations has a 4-1/2" dia x 8" tall ceramic volcano in the center. You add water and watch while the hidden atomizer pours fog/mist out of the middle for the whole length of the luau. (The mister alone is worth more than this price.) Perfect for all tropical eruption-themed parties, or for holding bedside snacks while the moist fog eases your hacking cough.

38810 VOLCANO PUNCH BOWL
$24.50 EACH

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Magic Maoi

The first advance in Easter Island monolithic heads since the taming of electricity. We're calling it the Nightlight of the Polynesian Gods, and you can now own one your very ownse'f. This 10" tall glass replica of a Maoi head statue has a plasma lamp spraying very active streamers inside. It's blue glass when at rest, but turns a rich green when activated. On a 6" x 4-3/4" x 2" high black oval base with a 6-foot power cord.

93606 EASTER ISLAND PLASMA LIGHT
$23.95 EACH

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Harmless Jellyfish Fun

Own your very own mini-aquarium/lamp with a trio of 2" long, diving, undulating jellyfish, but without that nagging problem of death by anaphylaxis when you feed them. (Because you don't feed translucent marine invertebrates made from rubber.) They're very lifelike jellyfellas, however, cavorting for your amusement in the 9-5/8" x 7-3/8" x 2-1/2" aquarium and lit by oscillating red, blue and green LEDs. Makes a fascinating bedside night-light. (No extra charge for fascinating underwater dreams.) The adapter plugs into a standard wall outlet, and it turns itself off after (4) hours if you don't.

93610 JELLYFISH LAMP
$36.95 EACH

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Cooshy Spike Glove

A multitasking toy with its fingers in lots of pies. It has the look of a goth/biker staple, but is made of super-stretchy, uber-soft glow-in-the-dark rubber. Lets you look like a dangerous thug but with no danger of punching holes in your dance partner by mistake. Alternately, it's a tactile stimulation tool, used regularly with special needs kids, or just for some harmless tactile fun. Fingerless and doubly reversible: fits either hand, with spikes on the back or palm.

38948 COOSHY GLOVE
$4.75 EACH

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