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Genius Glasses
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
A non-PC product offering mockery for the optically challenged. Black framed spectacles with thick acrylic "lenses" that give the wearer the look of someone with inch thick lenses for tunnel vision but don't in fact affect your sight. A great addition to your mad scientist outfit!!
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89446 MAGIC GLASSES |
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Boneless Chickens
You may well have wondered where the boneless chicken breasts in your local supermarket come from. The answer is from boneless chickens. And we have some life sized rubber models of the birds to prove it. Modeled from life, they are shown plucked and as they might appear hanging in the poultry store window. Seeing is believing, at least in Missouri, so get one and look.
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88809 RUBBER CHICKEN |
Toothsome
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Brace yourself. Our costume dentures (a smiling personality for every occasion) have arrived. (9) different sets of gnarly teeth and gums fit over your own. The styles of the soft uppers include Goalie, Gramps, Horseface and (5) others - plus upper and lower Vampire fangs. Add some bite to your life!
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92004 GNARLY TEETH |
Back To Basics
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
It could have been called an Alabama Buzzer after Alabama Vest, the man who invented it. Or a Clegghorn, after Thaddeus Von Clegg, the clock master who fabricated the first one. But the hand-crafted 4-3/4" long steel instrument was a simple amusement, and the 1840s were a simple time. So it's simply a kazoo.
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92395 KAZOO |
Makin' Whoopee...
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
is best done with the sacred mother of all novelty items, the original Whoopee Cushion. Marlon Brando owned one. Of course he did, they're both American classics, except the cushion was born in Toronto. Ours is the classic 8" version.
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36603 WHOOPEE CUSHION |
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