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Back, Myron, Back!
It was a nightmare. Thousands of rabid accordion players marching on A.S.&S., demanding sheet music for Lady of Spain and the She's-Too-Fat Polka. Tearing at our venerable sheet music from the '50s, '60s and '70s. We drove them back to save the 9-page booklet of Broadway tunes and the thick 160-page spiral-bound book of old standards, and the books of party songs, spirituals, Western music and more for you, our piano-organ-guitar-playing customers. We saved enough to send you an assorted pack of (4) books. But hurry. They're coming back. And this time they're coming in with bubble machines blazing! (Please note: Although the titles will be assorted, you may receive all organ or all accordian, etc.)
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34202 MUSIC BOOKS |
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Scrunch A Buncha Cans
Reduce recycling space with this wall-mount steel can crusher. Very satisfying to use: pull the 12-1/4" long padded handle and it easily smooshes cans up to 5-3/8" tall (standard aluminum beverage size) into squat little accordion-pleated stumps. The black and gray steel unit mounts with the included screws and has a handy bottle opener under its the front lip, because you don't.
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23024 CAN CRUSHER |
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Tongues Of Fire
Or tongue of fire, anyway, unless you buy two. This extremely cool, pulsating red or red & blue (Our choice.) glass plasma lamp is an undulating pointed ribbon shape (you Kiss fans can just think Gene Simmons' tongue), 17-3/4" tall OA, and as eerily fascinating as, well, Gene Simmons' tongue. Draws15W at 120VAC and stands in a 6" x 7-5/8" x 3" tall black oval base with a power switch and 6-foot cord. UL/CSA.
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93137 RIBBON ELECTRA |
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Major Picnic Garbage Advance!
Why didn't someone think of this before? Imagine a giant, 6-foot x 3.5-foot, tarp-like reinforced plastic garbage bag (.024" thick) that doubles as a picnic tablecloth. Spread it on the table and tighten the cord to secure it to the tabletop. When you're done eating and making a mess, loosen the cord, pull the bottom up and over the top and all the garbage, pull the cord tight and dump it. Brilliant, that's what it is. From Bulldog Tarps.
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37384 MULTITASK TARP |
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Knife-Pen, Mit Mat
Not a pen knife, but a nice hobby knife (think exactomundo-knife style) that works like a retractable ballpoint pen. Measures 5-5/8" long and has a pocket clip, (10) replacement blades, a button-guard to prevent an accidental push from stabbing you in the chest, plus a self-healing cutting mat, 7-7/8" x 4" x 1/8" thick, complete with grid markings.
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37768 CUTTING SET |
Picasso's Pal
This clever little artist's brush holder/cleaner will keep those oil or watercolor brushes standing up (or down) straight with their little heads under water or paint thinner, clean and un-bent until you need them. A 4" dia x 2" deep aluminum cup is topped by a 6" tall U-shaped handle with a brush-holding spring across the top. Inside the cup is a mesh screen (with its own handle) for to clean the paint off and let it settle to the bottom, away from the bristles. The handle is removable for storage or travel.
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93264 BRUSH WASHER |
Fun On The Fridge
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Even as you read this, our office refrigerator is playing all by itself. Yours could, too, if you had this extremely cool set of automatic working-gear fridge magnets. Very instructive for budding engineers, just plain fun to watch, and, we assume, amusing for the ice box itself. You'll get (20) 3/8" thick plastic gears in assorted neon colors, all of which interlock in various patterns and turn all by themselves, driven by the 5" dia x 2" thick motorized gear/picture frame that runs on a couple of "AA"s that you provide. Gears include (7) at 4-5/8" dia and 3-1/2" dia and (6) at 2-1/2" dia. Buncha bright stickers included at no extra cost.
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92939 FRIDGIGEARS |
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One-Way Wizard Stone
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Amuse and amaze your friends with this 3-3/4" long x 3/4" wide lozenge of glow-in-the-dark acrylic (so it's not a stone; so sue us) that will only spin counter-clockwise. Try it the other way and it wobbles to a stop and reverses itself. How does it do that? Go ask a wizard. And be careful around toddlers; it's swallowable.
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88910 WIZARD STONE |
Rebel Without A Commitment
You say you're a kick-butt, edgy nonconformist thumbing your nose at middle-class hypocrisy, but you've got a job interview on Tuesday? Try our "my mother won't let me be a rock star" selection of temporary tattoos to dress up your weekend. In packs of (8) to (12) assorted appliqués from scrollwork to emblems approx 1" or 2" high. Pick from the even-more-temporary than temporary henna designs from the subcontinent (and in henna color); the semi-gothic scroll patterns and cross with green circles; the Grateful Dead collection of skeletons and bears; the wizardish stars, hearts and crescent moons in red, gold and black; the black and white celtic knot group; or the tatts-a-palooza pack of (1) of each of the above.
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37957 TATT-O-RAMA | |
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37727 CELTIC TATTS | |
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37725 DEAD TATTS | |
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37722 HENNA TATTS | |
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37726 SEMI-GOTH TATTS | |
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37723 WIZARDISH TATTS |
Thick, But Translucent
And flexible. Crafters, and especially lighting designers, will like these sheets of 1/32" thick translucent acetate, glossy on both sides, for creative window treatments, wipe-off menus, and interesting art and craft projects. Each piece measures 12-1/2" long x 4-3/4".
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37887 ACETATE SHEETS |
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Step On It
Perfect for hands-on hobbyists. Foot-pedal speed controls free up your paws to do the real work. This one's for 120VAC devices, and ideal for machines using approx 200W or less. Measures 5" x 3" x 2-1/4" tall, with a 6-foot cord that plugs into the wall and a grounded female plug for your sewing machine, rotary tool, scroll saw, or, if you really make a lot of banana Daiquiris, blender.
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93239 FOOT PEDAL |
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