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Break Your Own Geodes

Pop one of these roughly 1-1/4" dia stones into the toe of a sock, smash it with a hammer, and be the first person ever to see your real-as-Nature-makes-it geode!! Ninety percent of them have the familiar beautiful white crystals inside. Formed by volcanic action, they are found all over the world, but ours are from Mexico. There is no way to tell from the outside if they have crystal centers, but we will send you two just to raise your odds, and we haven't had a dud yet in our stores!! Much much more fun and satisfaction than buying one already cracked.

88823 GEODES
$2.95 PKG(2)

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Teutonic Noise

Warning!  WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

Plastic siren/whistle made in West Germany. A touch over 3/4" in diameter and a similar touch under 2" long. that makes it hard, but not impossible, to swallow, so please use care in teaching youngsters to sound like a miniature air raid siren. The well-made whistle has a perforated metal disk that rotates in response to a silent blast from the perpetrator's; lungs. This creates a high-pitched reasonably loud and certainly distinctive siren-sound that picks up pitch in relation to the air velocity, sustains it as long as your wind holds out, and winds down quickly thereafter. A fine way to signal your arrival or departure. Probably not loud enough to collect the clan at the beach, but it should get their attention in the classroom!!

10345 SIREN WHISTLE
$2.00 PKG(5)

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Good prices on credit–card–size calculators 3–5/8” x 2–3/16”. (All right, at 1/4” thick maybe they’re credit–card–on–steroids–size calculators.) They have % and square–root keys, memory functions, on/off switches. Each comes with a battery, ready to go. Choose one with rubber grips on the side (add 3/8” to the width) or with a powered cover/stand. We’ll throw in the promotional misprints at no charge.

34620 CALCULATOR W/GRIP
$0.95 EACH

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The Penny Cutters

These are the so-called miracle shears from Pakistan. They were designed for use by paramedics and others needing quickly to cut wire, light sheet metal, or other tough stuff that might stand between them and their quarry. They are normally demonstrated cutting a penny in two. Which they will do. But not as a steady diet. Let's dispel a few myths. While these are Pakistani stainless, we're not talking any miracles in manufacturing. They are good for their purpose, and real handy to have in the old tool box. But their purpose isn't making pennies into 5-mil pieces, and you will twist or break them at about the same time you find out that you've done the same thing to U.S. laws! For sheet metal or wire or fishing leaders or tin cans or whatever, be our guests.

6389 UTILITY SHEARS
$2.00 EACH

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Birdsticks!

What a wonderful, cartoonish bird! Wave the colorful puppet on its 12" bendable wand, or wind it around your wrist, pen or the strap of your backpack. The bird and the wand are covered in soft velour. So far we've unpacked a purple pelican, blue toucan, hot-pink flamingo, and multicolored parrot. About 15" tall OA. Our choice.

36018 BIRDSTICKS
$0.75 EACH

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Rattlesnake Eggs

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Or singing suppositories. The pair is very magnetic, whatever they are. The 1-3/4" long oblate spheroids look like highly polished black hematites. Hold them an inch apart in your palm, toss 'em into the air and listen to them make a sound like the cyber-crickets. Or an electrocuted chicken. The manufacturer suggests keeping these mega-magnets away from computers, pacemakers, TV sets and credit cards.

92593 RATTLESNAKE EGG
$2.95 EACH

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Check Out Those Teeth!

Warning!  WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

These three-dimensional puzzles, labeled 4-D by a manufacturer who considers fine details a dimension, are fun toys for the grammar-school crowd. The soft plastic critters include a 15-piece lion fish 4" across x 3-3/8" long when assembled, a 25-piece crocodile about 5-3/4" long, and a 20-piece scorpion about 3-1/2" long. The dinosaurs are all around 4" and will have 19 to 26 pieces. We'll choose two different puzzles from our herd of styracosauri, amargasauri, acrocanthosauri, ceratosauri, pentaceratops and tyrannosauri.

36594 LION FISH
$3.95 EACH
36596 SCORPION
$3.95 EACH

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A Couple Of Dumb Ducks

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Flying straight to you in the mail. The full flock of Dummy Duckz" has Happy Duck, Happy Sailor Duck wearing a rainbow emblem, Demon Duck, and Dead Duck, who looks like Demon Duck smacked him around for a good long while. We'll cull (2) different rubber water fowl for you. They're all 2-7/8" long with removable, 1-7/8" self-adhesive rubber bases.

37122 DUMMY DUCKZ
$3.95 PKG(2)

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Drat! Poison Dart Frogs!

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Alas, just high quality, full-color rubber replicas, so you don't actually get to poison your enemies. On the other hand, you can lick these if you want. (And we know, from our mail, that some of you want to.) We'll pick (3) from our selection of (6) different South American amphibians in various combinations of red, orange, blue, black, green and yellow spots and stripes, all an accurate 2" long.

92947 POISON DART FROGS
$3.95 PKG(3)

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Dashboard Silliness

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From Iconz" toys come these 1-3/4" tall rubber sculptures that fit interchangeably in little 1-3/8" dia, self-adhesive rubber bases suitable for mounting on your dashboard, or pretty much any other smooth surface. We'll randomly pick (2), with mounts, from among a smiling devil, alien, or tiki head; sitting Buddha; a cow or human skull; a (whole) poison frog; or, and we don't quite get this either, a pinwheel. Which will you get? Only (1) way to find out, but you know you can trust us.

37121 DASHBOARD® ICONZ
$3.95 PKG(2)

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Boogie Bot

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Makes us want to dance every time we wind up one of these clever/goofy fools. The little 3-1/2" tall squarehead with the smiley face does what some of us (of a certain age) believe is a modified bugaloo. Very nice hip action, a rotating tummy, and watch out for those swinging arms. If you've ever said "to live is to dance, to dance is to live," you need this guy. We'll send you a red, grey or blue version, but frankly, you ought to have to a pair, because nobody likes to boogie alone.

92932 DANCING ROBOT
$1.75 EACH

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