
Take a look at our 13-1/2" long twisted-plastic drinking straws that hold rolling, alien eyeballs. (The 1-3/4" dia spinning eyeballs can be popped out of the sockets for extra fun, says the label!) Assorted color combinations. We'll choose (4) for you. Note: On our web site, look for these Taco BellĀ® surplus straws under Adult & Kid Toys/YBP. That would be Yucky Body Parts. It's only fitting.
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31616 ALIEN EYE STRAWS |
Glow-in-the-dark plastic skeleton, about 1 ft. tall. That is the end result. What you get is a box of bones that you snap together to create the final product. Which is kind of fun. Or of course you can leave some or all of them disassembled to create a sense of havoc. We're not going to claim it is anatomically correct, or educational. But you do need to figure out that feet don't grow from shoulders and thigh bones do not connect to jaw bones. Maybe 5 minutes of fun!! And the finished product is one of our better little Halloween guys.
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89425 BOX O' BONES |
Don'tcha hate it when you can't read the gravestones in the dark? Might as well stay home and play with your rats. Herewith, our solution: a molded polyresin tombstone with a pair of skulls, a few bones, a peek-a-spook ghost sneaking a look around the side, and a nice bat. The best part is the 4" x 1-1/2" solar cell on top which stores up daytime energy to charge the internal "AA" NiCd battery that lights the white LED that puts a soft glow behind the big R.I.P. letters and the bones during the witching hours. Measures 8-3/4" tall x 6-7/8" deep. Power switch on the bottom.
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36989 GROOOOVY GRAVE |
Nothing quite says pure Bavarian goofiness like a nice pair of hopping lederhosen. There's no actual Bavarian inside, you understand, just the (literally) stand-alone, peripatetic pants. Wind them up, watch them hop around the desk or the brauhaus tabletop. The "happy sort of short trouser" stands 3-1/2" tall, with suspenders. Unterhalten, ya?
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93035 HOPPING LEDERHOSEN |
KLEE-klik it says when you push the back of this little metal toy with the picture of a cricket on it. Sounds something like a real cricket, and just like the brass versions that U.S. paratroopers carried on D-Day for communicating in the hedgerows around Ste. Mare Eglise. Also just like the one Sister Mary Inviolata used to coordinate precision kneeling/standing exercises during our Confirmation practice, which was only slightly more organized than D-Day. You will get (6) cricket clickers for $2.95.
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93082 CRICKET CLICKER |
OK, fart goop. Stick in your thumb, pull out a flatulent sound. Comes in a 4-ounce plastic jar with a "whoops"-looking, nose-holding face for a lid. (The upside: It smells like bubblegum.) If you'd buy all of it, there wouldn't be any left for people to play with here in the office. Please.
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90231 FART PUTTY |
Because he's jolly, Roger. Our non-irate pirates' ensign is 17" x 12" in nylon on a 2-foot stick. Roger may or may not be wearing a bandana on the flag we send you, but he's guaranteed to be grinning. Don't board someone else's vessel without one.
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93429 JOLLY ROGER |
Look! Up in the sky! It's a screeching flying monkey to the rescue! And at a screechingly low price. Our hero is an 11" long stuffed monkey in superhero togs (a cape, and maybe a mask or hood, depending on his sartorial whim). Put two fingers in the little pockets on his paws, pull his bungee arms back, and let him go. He'll fly a good 25 feet or more, issuing hideous monkey screeches all the while, faster than a flying nun and able to brighten up a day in the office in a single bound.
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93041P1 SCREAMING MONKEY | |
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93041P3 SCREAMING MONKEY 3 PACK SAVINGS |
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