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Plastic Carabiners
For hanging onto keys, not mountains. You'll get half a dozen in purple and/or red plastic. They're 3" long x 2" wide at their widest, and each has a 1" dia slip ring on it.
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37783 CARABINER |
Windsurfer
Amuse yourself with this multitasking windsurfer. She floats on a blue wave in a glycerin-and-water-filled case and hangs onto your keys at the same time. The surfer is in a 1-7/8" dia x 1/2" thick clear-plastic case that dangles from a 1-1/8" dia split ring. Techie question of the day: If your keys are on this ring, and you leave them in a hot car, will the wave start to percolate like a Lava Lamp(r)?
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33533 WINDSURFER KEY RING |
Flex-Head LED
Bargain alert! It's small enough to fit in your shirt pocket, which is why it's got a pocket clip, and plenty bright. Our little LED flashlight runs on an included "AAA" battery and has a 4-5/8" long gooseneck attached to a 3-3/4" x 9/16" dia body so you can see inside crannies and nooklets. Remove the paper spacer on top of the battery before you curse us because it won't go on.
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93025 FLEXIBLE LED LIGHT |
Digital Carabiner
From the yes-we-can-put-a-digital-clock-anyplace school, a black-plastic 3" carabiner (definitely not for climbing) with a tiny built-in clock. Comes complete with a dead AG-1 button cell, but even after replacing that, this could be the cheapest key-chain watch in captivity.
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36338 CLOCK CARABINER |
Want An Astronomical Watch?
At a down-to-earth price? Your choice: The Planisphere watch, 43mm dia x 9mm thick with a heavy-duty black rubber wristband. Designed for 35°-50° latitude (that'd be our home hemisphere) with a rotating planisphere (think analog star chart) on top of the dial. Or the Astrolabe watch, 44mm dia x 10mm thick with a black leather wristband. An extra set of hands displays a second time zone and 24-hour time, plus date display, beneath the astrolabe reproduction on top of the crystal. Both have matte-silver cases, precision quartz movements, Luminova dials that glow for hours, and full instructions. Come in presentation tins.
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93784 ASTROLABE WATCH | |
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93783 PLANISHERE WATCH |
Wrist-Wrapping Watches
The colorful critter division. Our bendable digital watches come embedded in the torsos of either a lovely 6" brontosaurus-like dino, in purple, green and orange, or a 5" fuchsia cephalopod (female, with yellow spots). You just wrap the bendable dinosaur or octopus arms or legs around your wrist and you're ready to go. Can also bend to become desk clocks when you're home. Replaceable watch batteries included. Think of them as a cross between a timepiece and a biological wrist corsage. Also suitable for smaller ankles.
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39583 DINOSAUR WATCH | |
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39584 OCTOPUS WATCH |
Cheap, Red, and Swiss
Discount raspberry cheese? No, a good-quality, 5-function Swiss-military-style pocket knife. Has a red anodized aluminum body, corkscrew, bottle/can opener, 2" blade, regular and Phillip's screwdrivers and a keychain with a 1" slip-ring. Why cheap? You'll get someone's discreet promotional imprint on the handle.
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37804 MULTI-KNIFE |
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