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Scrunch A Buncha Cans

Reduce recycling space with this wall-mount steel can crusher. Very satisfying to use: pull the 12-1/4" long padded handle and it easily smooshes cans up to 5-3/8" tall (standard aluminum beverage size) into squat little accordion-pleated stumps. The black and gray steel unit mounts with the included screws and has a handy bottle opener under its the front lip, because you don't.

23024 CAN CRUSHER
$7.95 EACH

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Super-Thick Candle Glass

This big, thick glass candle-keeper weighs a nearly untippable (2) pounds. Stands 3-3/8" tall x 4-3/16" dia with 1/2" thick walls, and a 2-1/2" deep x 2-3/8" dia interior. It's deep sea-blue with a grit-ified, pebbly exterior finish. Flat, polished ovals on two sides also let it stand at a nearly vertical angle, mimicking a mini-grotto on table top or aquarium bottom. It casts a lovely cerulean glow as light passes through it. The price is lovely, too, since many of them are pre-priced at $16.50.

38895 CANDLE GLASS
$2.75 EACH

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Save The Tables

Couldn't be simpler, these uber-plain pressboard coasters with a natural cork backing on one side. They measure 3-3/4 dia x 7/32" thick and are the epitome of clean lines and good taste, just like you.

38153 COASTERS
$3.50 PKG(10)

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The Auto-Nagger

You say you often need a little extra reminding, or know someone who does? The Motion Memo (aka Auto-Nagger) is a digital recorder that can be set to replay whenever you or anyone else passes within (4) feet of it. It's a silver and blue plastic oval, 4-1/4" x 2-3/4" x 1-1/4" thick, that records a 16-second message. Can also be set to activate a 5-second night light, and comes with a base, a magnet on the back, and (4) likely dead "AAA" batteries. Use it to auto-greet teens arriving home at 3:00 a.m., or put it on the fridge to say "Do you really need another snack, Dave?"

38856 AUTO NAGGER
$5.95 EACH

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Small, Cute, And Warm

Like a puppy. Our black and white desktop coffee warmer heats up to 180°, just like the ones you see in SkyMall. Measures 4-1/2" square x 7/8" thick with a 3" dia ceramic element, off/on switch, indicator light, and 5-foot power cord that plugs into any 120vac household outet. Knowledgeable hostesses also know how handy these are for keeping the gravy in a liquid state on the sideboard. UL.

38156 CUP WARMER
$3.75 EACH
 

Digital Suspension Device

Warning!  WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

We're using semantic obfuscation to crowd this plastic finger hook into a scientific category. It really doesn't cut it as science, but sure has been a popular novelty in our stores. An embedded 1/2" long wood screw will secure this flesh-colored finger to a rail, the side of a desk, a wall, or the back of a door. It then functions as an amusing hook for towels, robes, coats, tools, or attention. In fact the silly things seem to be beckoning, but we were afraid to call them "come hither hookers" for fear of misinterpretation. When installed, the fingernail, which might look a bit better with a little bright red polish, stands 2" from the mounting surface. Sold in fours because this importer doesn't deal in thumbs.

6201 FINGER HOOKS
$7.95 EACH

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Pix Protection

Works for CDs and DVDs, too. Our each is a 10-pack of 5" x 7" acid-free and lignin-free archival envelopes for storing negatives, index prints, and discs. They're sealable, with a 3-1/2" x 5-1/2" window on the front and a box for entering the date and subject. Take a lot of pix? Get two dozen boxes for less than half-price.

39229P1 10 PIX PALS
$1.75 EACH
39229P24 240 PIX PALS
$19.50 PKG(24)

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Putin These On Sale

Seventy-plus years of Soviet history neatly packed into a set of (5) wooden nesting dolls, just like the chubby-mummy matryoshka, but with hammer and sickle emblems on their backs. The outer doll is a 6-1/2" tall Gorbachev, with Brezhnev, Khruschev (we think), Joe Stalin, and a tiny, 1-3/4" Vladimir Lenin all nesting inside. Recent Russian events are putin them in the surplus universe.

37958 RUSSIAN NESTING DOLLS
$5.75 EACH

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Terra Cotta Chinese Army

These are very nice miniature replicas of (4) different Chinese terra cotta warriors, modeled on the army unearthed at Xi'an. Ours are 2-1/2" tall, except for the kneeling figure, who's shorter, of course, because he's on his knees. Granted, if you're planning to replicate the 8,099 soldiers in the original you'll need a substantial order (which, as of this writing, we could fill), but even a few dozen would be mighty impressive lined up on the coffee table.

36966 WARRIOR FIGURES
$3.95 PKG(4)

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Stretchelets

Warning!  WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

Stretchable bracelets. A series of thin, anodized steel coils in a wave pattern are spaced apart with tiny polished silver balls. The coils are deep, rich colors: garnet, green, royal blue, and others. Measure 2-1/2" dia, unstretched. Easy to slide onto your wrist. Double them over and they're scrunchies. We'll pick (4) in at least (2) different colors, just for you. Suitable for princesses large and small.

39024 STRETCH BRACELET
$2.95 PKG(4)

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