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Measure Like Granddad
Remember those beautiful folding rules that all carpenters used to keep in their toolboxes? Here's their descendant in pocket size: a 1/2" thick x 1" wide x 5-1/8" long rule that unfolds to measure 39-3/8" or (1) meter in 1/16" or 1mm increments. In flexible yellow or blue plastic with black markings. Bulk priced (you get a half-dozen) for teachers or for favors at a handymen's party.
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38905 FOLDING RULER |
A May Day Report, Maybe?
Attention, Comrade. You ordered all of these red report covers in the glory days of the USSR, when bureaucrats ruled the Kremlin, and now you are responsible for them, even if you are down to your last Soviet Bloc country. What do you mean, nobody wants RED folders any more? These nice folders with red backs and spines and clear-plastic fronts, made to hold 3-hole punched 8-1/2" x 11" paper? You just better start sending out propaganda about Christmas and Valentine's Day, Comrade, because you have a lot of red report covers to pedal!
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35496 RED REPORT COVER |
Bargain Post-it Notes
Sometimes leftovers provide a great bargain. Our each is (20) 50-sheet pads of 2-3/4" x 5" Post-it® notes or (5) 50-sheet pads that are 4" x 6". They were pharma-giveaways to promote "Diastat (Diazepam Rectal Gel)" and feature an unfortunate little fire extinguisher logo. The large ones say "Stop the seizure. Fast." The small ones say "Protect What Matters." No need to thank us.
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37351 LARGE PADS, (5) | |
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37350 SMALL PADS, (20) |
For Mature Adults
We won't tell anyone. We know you're a mature adult who's seen a lot over the years. You've seen so much that you've worn out those old eyes of yours. We won't tell anyone that now you need a 7-1/2" x 5-7/8" x 7/8" OA calculator with a big 8-digit 3" x 3/4" adjustable display. With big, high-contrast buttons. With all the standard memory, square root functions, etc., that you've forgotten how to do without a little help. And its battery operated so you don't even have to remember to use it in the sun. Ain't maturity grand?
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31298 BIG CALCULATOR |
Cool Laminating Sleeves
No, no, we mean actually cool, as in no heat and no laminating machine needed. (In fact, you can't put them in hot laminators.) You get three 5-packs of clear, 2-1/2 x 4" sleeves (1/2" bigger than business cards) for a total of (15). Made to be used with a Cool-Seal Laminator, but you can just slide the card or paper inside, and press together or put in a book for few minutes. Trimmable after sealing.
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39070 LAMINATE SHEETS |
Slipped Discs
CDs and DVDs are much easier to find in the office when you can slip them into these hanging files that fit standard filing cabinets. Our each is a 5-pack of files. Each file is 11-3/4" wide x 9" long, will hold (4) discs and a few sheets of 8-1/2" x 11" paper, and can be hung right next to the relevant paper files. The backing is rigid black plastic, the disc holders are clear vinyl, and they come with index tabs and labels
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39175 DISK FILES |
Short Pencils By The Gross
Yes, sports fans and people with small hands, now you can own a gross of those very special short pencils favored by professional golfers and primary grade teachers the world over. Some will have erasers, some won't, and they'll come in vastly assorted colors and with various club and organization names on them, some even spelled correctly. You get a box of (144) pencils, at less than (4) cents each. Not much less, but less. Usually all the pencils in one box will be the same. Definitely not available from your local pro shop.
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39000 SHORT PENCILS |
Nose Sharpener
Stick the dull, but leaded end of your wooden pencil into the left nostril of this nose and twist clockwise. You will be rewarded with a shiny sharp point on the pencil and a curl of shavings on your desk, lap or floor. Pretty good performance for a life sized, flesh colored piece of hard plastic!! If you want to sharpen things up around the office or home, send for the following item, and prove you have a nose for great deals!!
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89102 NOSE SHARPENER |
ALWAYS AT YOUR FINGERTIPS
Next to the postage-stamp-sized magnet that suspends our scissors on the wall of our cubicle, this is our favorite thing. The dark-brown, rubber-coated channel magnet is only 3/4" x 3/8" x 5/16", snaps around a standard ballpoint pen (up to 5/16" dia), and has just the right amount of strength to hold the pen on a metal drawer front or on the side of a file cabinet. And you can get enough for the whole office for less than the cost of your morning latte!
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34249P25 PEN HOLDER | |
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34249P2000 PEN HOLDER BULK |
No Kidding
The best kid's scissors we've seen, these actually -- and easily -- cut paper! Blunt tips, but sharp, lightweight blades. Minimal frustration. They're 4-1/8" long overall. The plastic handles will be assorted colors. Our choice.
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33931P40 SAFETY SCISSOR BULK | |
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33931P4 SAFETY SCISSORS |
All-Encompassing Tool
This extremely nice drafting compass set is made in Italy for Helix®. The 6-1/2" compass has both a thumbwheel and quick-release clip on each leg. Legs adjust to a max of 7" but it comes with an extension leg to make arcs up to 15-1/2". Includes a precision blade holder and extra 2mm lead.
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39325 COMPASS SET |
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