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Lampless Lava
Clear acrylic sealed tube, 3-1/8" dia x 8" tall, divided into two equal chambers. The dividing wall has a hole in the center, and the tube has a quantity of viscous violet goo (glycerin?) in it that fills one chamber about 3/4 full. Stand the tube on end with the full chamber up, and over a 10 minute period the goo will ooze from the upper to the lower chamber, blowing bubbles and dribbling droplets in the process, all in slow motion. The action is somewhat reminiscent of a lava lamp, without the heat and light, and with a mixed air and goo chamber that yields much more interesting patterns. Mesmerizing, disgusting, fascinating, soothing. If you only need a little soothing you may want to try the same thing in a smaller size: 2-1/8" diameter x 4-7/8" tall. It comes in a variety of colors from which we will choose yours.
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88963 SOOTHER GOO TUBE, LG | |
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89346 SOOTHER GOO TUBE, SM. |
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Mold Young Minds
In your bilious-green zombie-brain mold. The plastic mold measures 9" x 7-3/8" x 3" deep and comes with (2) recipes on the box: (1) for your natural, nauseating-gray-but-yummy brain gelatin mold, and (1) for a festive bright green version infested with worms. (Gummy worms not included.) Don't like gelatin desserts? Switch to plaster of Paris and make a smart-looking paperweight.
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93210 BRAIN MOLD |
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Dyspeptic Putty
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
OK, fart goop. Stick in your thumb, pull out a flatulent sound. Comes in a 4-ounce plastic jar with a "whoops"-looking, nose-holding face for a lid. (The upside: It smells like bubblegum.) If you'd buy all of it, there wouldn't be any left for people to play with here in the office. Please.
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90231 FART PUTTY |
Silly Putty!
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
The real deal. 2-1/2" long red egg-shaped container with a blob of Silly PuttyTM inside. Does anyone need me to explain all the fun you'll have with Silly Putty? I thought not. Just get some today!
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89935 SILLY PUTTY |
Gloopglass
Like an hourglass, but with multicolored oozy gloop instead of sand. Much more fun to watch. They're called "Shining Timers," but they're pretty vague as to the timing part. 5" tall x 2-1/8" dia, bifurcated with blue and clear gloop in the half-round chambers, and takes approx 5-6 minutes.
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37968 5-INCH TIMER |
Slime Slinger
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
I flung my bug into the air.
It fell to earth in sister’s hair.
Her look was cold, invectives rang.
I never should have flang that thang!
Reach out with one of these stretchy, sticky toys and touch someone, like your sister, or one of her squeamish friends. With practice, you can grab a paper from a desk several feet away. We don’t want to make extravagant claims, but even the snake’s little 1/2” long forked tongue stretches to 6” before it snaps back to its original shape. The blue snake is 15” long, and can cling to – and crawl down – a glass surface. The neon–yellow butterfly is about 2” long, and on a 10” string of the same stretchy goop, and have 3” plastic handles for better flinging. Our package of (2) ensures that you’ll have a spare after the first one is confiscated.
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33288 STICKY BUTTERFLY |
Gummy Mummy
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
What's buried in the 2-1/4" high pyramid? A dark, super-slimy sarcophagus! It's entombed in iridescent less-slimy slime (to keep the slimes, no doubt, from becoming inseparable soul mates). Teasingly tactile -- but don't believe everything you read on the label about stretching, bouncing and blowing the slime.
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35751 PYRAMID OF SLIME |
Ivan The Oozable
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Shades of purple. Shades of gross. From Mighty Morphin Power Rangers-The Movie(tm) comes this "knuckle extruder" with the slimiest of slime inside Ivan's 2-3/4" tall x 3" wide head. One push and orchid-colored slime oozes out of his ears, eyes and mouth. Truly creepy. An "8" on the Cory slime scale.
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33029 IVAN'S OOZE |
Your Personal Barrel Of Crude
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
The real thing goes for about $60 these days, but you can own your very own mini-barrel of oil-black slime for a couple of bucks. Considerably slimier than our standard gloop, we'd rate it as good-n-runny. You'll get (4) slithery ounces in a little barrel marked "Caution." Non-toxic, but it could stain some things, so be careful of those oil spills.
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37612 DRUM FULLA SLIME |
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